Tuesday, January 31, 2006

I have been reading the papers. Being trapped in Tekong does no good to your stale brains wrapped in burnt scalp. Have ALWAYS questioned how figures like my father and mother can be glued to the papers every morning. They make it a ritual in the loo. Now, I'm the one religiously reading the newspapers. It's enticing, really. Especially the very personal grouses. Or takes on society.

Just read Wei Xuan's blog about religion and HOW TRUE can that be! What he said IS exactly what I feel about the matter, very aptly encapsulated by the Brechtian example of a boat in a flood. Man! How come things like that hit you like this, early in the morning, on one of those mornings you are not prepared to make a discovery or invention, only willing to hide beneath the sheets for another minute or stay pledged forever to the TV set.

When you are deprived of something for a period of time, the point of release reveals to you WHAT is most precious to you(have I written this? sounds familiar). I think that's when you can truly ascertain YOUR FAVOURITES. Favourite food. Favourite song. The cravings that come uncalled for and which sometimes take you by surprise.

I was thinking of changing my msn nick last night. It was "I eat it MYYYYYYY WAY". Somehow it was hard to find something to replace it. WEIRD. Somehow, it seems to be etched in my identity. Partly shamed, partly proud.

This new year, my family visited ALOT. Yesterday I was just at this very crammed 3-room HDB flat, which was hosting about 30 people or so. They were the typical aunties, the golden tooth, the mahjong itch, the loud gasps and exclamations. BUT I LIKED IT THAT WAY! I didn't know exactly who I was visiting to be honest, whose house I was in. But it was the crowd more than anything that made it look and sound like New Year. One rather plump Aunt, a self-confessed chatterbox, promotes her HOME-MADE( to the power of 20) tarts and cookies. Another slightly older one, KEEPs commenting on how we three brothers have different looks and asks with sudden spurts of surprise, inquisitively, about Army Life. My Australian Aunts (both younger than me) toys with their obsession with the camera and goes shooting non-stop at every corner, while CHATTERBOX Aunt keeps saying NO to the camera yet she still poses with the cute face befitting her character. What a blast.

In another visit, I had a very morbid premonition. I was talking in Cantonese to my grandmother at the balcony. Then she said she wanted to take a nap. I had this bizarre, nagging feeling that she will die in her sleep. At that moment, it was all clear, that although I seldom see her, and always diss her frugal-turned-miserly ways, I still found her an essential part of my life. And her toothless grin, that every move or discourse at the dining table is trying to elicit, brings alot of joy to the family. She's old, but she always tries to play hard-to-get, complaining that she hates reunion dinners. But you've got to see that sparkle in her eyes when she makes her grand entrance and sees the three generations gathered at one place, or even when she spots a tin of bak kwa, or re-iterates how she loves the sour plum in the yu sheng, you see a light spark in the eyes. which is another pleasure of life, isn't it? Watching an 80 year-old play a 3-year-old game?

Happy Chinese New Year!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Book out 2.

It feels weird blogging again, in the sense that I've been speaking so much Mandarin that English feels remote.

What can I say this time? Really don't want to book in again, it feels damning. That train ride, that bus ride, that ferry ride. Every minute of book out time IS precious.

THE MORE WE PISS, THE LESS WE BLEED IN WAR

Every march is a performance, every command is a director's notes. The sergeants are performing themselves, swearing most unnaturally and making faces behind their own superiors as we recruits piss behind their backs. IT is VERY amusing indeed. Standby areas are the epitome. While we have spanking clean tables and fans and immaculately tidied cupboards, we have unfolded, wet laundry stuffed into the duffel bag beneath the bed, as well as newspapers/smuggled muffings beneath the pillows. I can imagine the bedmites just bursting to get out after an inspection.

I guess it's all this, plus talk cock section mates, plus the greatest perk of all - chunky portions of food, plus learning new things everyday and stretching one's limit that makes BMT exciting, despite the dozing off at the cookhouse queues or National Propaganda lessons. Up Till Now, NS has its sucky demerits, but it still stands cool. Just like how cucumbers are bitter, yet they are COOL, apparently. Something like that.

My buddy is a caricature. A Neil Simon piece of work. A whiner with the foulest mouth, who still cannot believe I do theatre and did 10 subs at O levels.

NS made me realise how important some people were to me. Listening to the high-pitched voice of Tabithan on alternate nights, of that countdown to my return, I almost feel like I'm a father, with the obligations of a family on my shoulders. My own father's silent support, my mother's words of encouragement, reaffirmed my belief that even if I failed terribly, and fell into depravity, there is still my family to depend on. Woah, this one came hitting my head so many times, made me homesick so many nights.

1900 tonight - I think the real hell starts. I suddenly or maybe gradually realised that I am attending a school. A school just like vj and cat high. I've got lectures and tests, superiors and subordinates, a regimented lifestyle, scholarship options, talks. It's NOT JUST 2 years of PE, it's 2 years of schooling.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Recruit Brandon Ho revisits his blog.

NS WAS HELLLLOT of fun. Where can you find such good food? (not bad k!) THICK slabs of chee cheong fun, chicken bolognaise and lor mee? ESP in such highly appreciated quantities?! We grew fatter not exercising much. Where can you just use your body and not your brain? Where can you have such a GOOD sleep?

Back to Tekong, WHERE THE ACTION REALLY BEGINS.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Yes, it's noon on 4th Jan and here is the final post before damned Army comes knocking on my door.

"Eh, Recruit Brandon, get me a cuppa coffee!"
"No Sir, that's sucking up!"

Somehow these few days have been slower-going. It's like when you pull the brakes, you've still got plenty of time for your head to reach the steering wheel, but you can regret all you want for drunk driving or negligence, but it's still going to happen. Your head's still going to fly off. In a way, having to celebrate my going away with a feast, which my mother has insisted upon, and having to send me off personally, are going to make it even harder.

I sound like a total wimp.

Heard from Alex Ko that Lee Hsien Loong's son is going in 6 Jan as well. Ha, this adventure just got more exciting.

Sitting at the Far East place, with (not bad!) more than half of A55 having lunch again, felt so much like another day in the canteen. Geogers one side, Mathers one side. Cho with his jokes and physicalisation with accompanying response from Dawn. Michelle with her sudden gasps. Jiehui eating slowly and rationing the portions. But Jiehui didn't do any vocal acobatics to wow the people around. Shazzy didn't shout at being hit at the back. So many things have changed. Graduation. And we're all moving on. And just the sight of people being relief teachers or waiters is just the most bizarre, unlikely circumstance one can conjure up.

The students never know. All the "bloopers", behind-the-blackboard dirt, the bimboticity etc. They never know.

Went for my first full clubbing experience with Andy, Alex and his swimmer friends. Pre-NS part at Club Momo. How apt. I enjoyed it MASSIVELY, and have so many new thoughts about life and clubbing. To those who diss clubbing, it seriously isn't that big a deal. It's not a sleazy thing, you've just got to keep your hormones in check, just like how you keep the booze low. Dancing all night was just the best way to spend the night off with friends just before CUE: SIGH going in.

Guess what, the cramps came again at around 3 plus in the night, making dancing quite awkward as I started to stretch my thighs in the squeezy floor. Yes, Erica, I have my OWN cramps.

Ok la, come to think of it, it sounds like NS is overrated as well. I've only heard good stuff about the training. To any guy who sees this, see you in there.

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